Listen up, because you/bro/dude gotta get this straight. Whenever someone tries to pull/spin/twist your leg with some bogus info, just shoot/tell/lay down the hammer. Like/For instance/Say for example, if they try to claim/say/argue that the earth is flat? You gotta drop/hit/slam the truth bomb on them like: "The earth is a sphere/globe/round thing, bro! Get with the program/times/facts"
- Seriously
- Don't/Ever/Never let anyone pull/fool/trick you with their lies/BS/bull.
- Knowledge is power/key/the bomb, so stay woke/informed/in the loop.
Totally You're Past Your Prime History Now
Dude, remember when you were like, the King/Queen/Boss of the Scene/Hangout/Crew? Those days are Gone/Over/Kaput, Bro/Girlfriend/Fam. Seriously, you're more Vintage/Antique than a dial-up Connection/Modem/Phone. It's like, you're practically part of the Stone Age/Caveman Era/Jurassic Period.
Just kidding! (kind of) But really, things change fast these days. What was Cool/Rad/Dope yesterday is totally Lame/Busted/Tragic today.
You gotta keep up with the times, or you'll be left in the Dust/Shadows/Past.
Okay Cancel Culture Is Overrated ✌️
Cancel culture has become totally way too much. Like, for real, people freak out over the littlest things. It's like {everyone's a fragile snowflake who can't deal with any criticism. Give me a second! {People need to chill out and learn how to agree to disagree.
We're, not like being silenced every day. It rarely. Plus, everyone makes mistakes. We should give people a second chance instead of making a whole scene over it! ✌️
The Aksually Guide on Being Right (All The Time)
Yo, fam! Ever get like you're the only one who knows what's up? Like everyone else is just lost the big picture? Well, take your thinking caps, 'cause this guide is gonna boost your game. We're talkin' about becoming a certified know-it-all, owning every argument and leaving your opponents in the dust. It's time to rule the world with your superior intellect!
- First, master the art of logic. Those haters rely on emotions, but you're gonna be a beacon of clarity.
- Next, learn to express your thoughts with the confidence of a boss. Use big copyright, throw in some jargon, and don't be afraid to interrupt those dimwits who dare to doubt you.
- Finally, always remember: winning is everything.
I Know What You Mean, Aksually... *Explains Entirely Different Thing*
It's a truly phenomenal internet trope that we all know and love. Someone makes a remark, and then another person chimes in with "Aksually," proceeding to explain an entirely divergent topic. Sometimes it's hilarious, but one thing's for sure: it's a beautiful example of how communication can go awry.
It usually involves a passionate individual who feels the need to educate on others, even when it's completely off-topic. The irony is that these individuals often miss the point the original meaning.
It's a vicious cycle that we can all relate to. Next time you find yourself caught in this debate disaster, remember: sometimes it's best to just agree to disagree.
Unpacking the Fall of "Aksually"|
It actually meaning all started innocently enough. Back in the mid-aughts, "aksualmente," that hilariously mangled rendition of "actually," was peak meme material. Kids were {slinging it aroundlike confetti and parents were scratching their heads, wondering the heck was happening.
- But then
By around, things started getting weird. The novelty wore off, maybe the joke became too tired, or perhaps the internet just had its fill of such mangled English.
Whatever is that by the early 2020s, "aksualmente" was officially uncool. Today, it resides mostly in forgotten corners of YouTube. A sad tale for a once-hilarious phrase.